"Yes, my husband loves music, but I don't know very much
     about it."
"Oh, Beethoven, you're throwing water on the floor again; you'll
     drive me crazy."
"Play it to me some other time, dear, I'm busy now."
"Well, another symphony? That's nice."

You think you are better than
The imaginary Mrs. Beethoven?
Go slow, there.
The imaginary Mrs. Beethoven
Is like most people.